☮ ;peace brotha

ahh i hate writing these things, there really isnt much to say about myself. my name is joedy. i live in fort frances, ontario, canada. if you dont know where that is, its just a small shit town where everyone knows everyone elses business.. I have a daughter named shelby elizabeth jayde and a boyfriend, joseph robert mcmillen. they are my world. im currently in grade 12 and have no idea what i want to be when i get out of school. i’m nice until you give me reason not to be. you’ll like me if you can appreciate some sarcasm, otherwise i’m sure i can come off as a bitch. i was raised to be giving. i can grantee if you meet me, you'll only end up hating me in the end. i try to be as honest as possible and tend to expect the same from others. i call it like i see it. i do not tolerate lying. i dislike a vast majority of the human population..

theme

hey

this webb site is screwing up rite this seccond and sendingg out iPaaadss to every one# for freee i got mine delivred this morning!!!!! hurry click here iPaadsNOW.tumblr.com

look at what this stupid girl did

hey i can’t imagine this girl actually did this but she just uploaded naked pictures of herself so i saved them before she realized how stupid she is and removed them anita.tumblr.com

This is a message for Emma Stone… Emma, I just wanted to let you know that I think you’re all the way beautiful. Not just pretty, but, you know, smart and kindhearted. And if I were a lot younger, I would marry you, and we would have chubby little freckled faced kids. We’d laugh all day long and go camping and play Yahtzee and tell ghost stories by the fire. And the sex?
Everyday for the rest of your life, you would thank God that I was the appropriate age for you. But I’m not. I’m 49. I have lines on my face, sometimes a little grey in my beard, and it takes me a little longer to pee than it used to. Those are the only discernable signs of aging that I can find so far. Anyway, I just wanted to let you know how I felt. You’re pretty special, and I wish you continued success and artistic fulfillment, but most of all, I wish you love and contentment. That’s all. (x)

oddlyspecific:

After the two years this has been going around the internet, I am finally watermarking it (a little too late, huh?).
Because I specifically remember making this circa Adventureland, ON PAINT. Seriously, who else would use paint for something like that?
Answer: no one. only me.

this is the last week of summer

and what am i doing? NOTHING, just sitting on my ass waiting for some weed. awesome life ehh ? NOT

well anyways, i seen this post my friend put up about her “Friends” or something, and it got me thinking. I know how that feels, to feel like none of your old friends dont like you no more. almost feels like we never were friends in the first place right? like what happened? the “friends” that you thought would always be there for you are the ones who arent. it seems to me as you get older you realise who your real friends are. or it seems like if you go through something BIG, you realise the ones who stuck around through it all are your real friends. What ive learned from this is that i know who to trust and who NOT to trust and apparently i only have 2 real friends….

fuck

im bored out of my mind theres nothing to do and ive been trying to get a hold of my girl mary jane for two days now. where you at girl?

birdsbeesandthetrees:

HAHA <3 makes me laugh every time